is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HALLOWEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crying.
There’s a difference between wanting to change your body to improve and strengthen it and wanting to change your body because you hate it. It’s important to know the difference because one of those will destroy you from the inside out.
gum is like a drug deal in school: you didn’t hear anything,you didn’t see anything,and,you don’t remember who gave it to you
you’re going to be motivated to do well in school and study but within a week, your only motivation is to see how many episodes of a show you can binge watch in a day. this cycle will never end so make sure you have your favorite snack nearby when you watch netflix. oh and tissues,of course.
you’re going to look ‘super fly’ and ‘dope as hell’ on the first day because you spent so many hours perfecting your outfit but you will be damned if you admit that to your friends.no worries,in a month or so,your wardrobe will consist of leggings,hoodies,and a middle finger for not giving a single fuck of what you look like.
you will start off the school year with a shitload of pencils,papers,and notebooks. you’ll end the year with a pencil you found on the floor,no paper,cell phone and charger,and headphones. oh and don’t forget your money for lunch.
lunch food is disgusting
unless said or directed by a teacher, where you sit on the first day (this also applies to the cafeteria and riding the school bus) IS WHERE YOU WILL SIT FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR
respect everyone and stay out of their way. especially the seniors.
everyone will find you annoying and you won’t understand why,regardless if you don’t hang out with annoying people as well. you won’t understand till you’re a junior/senior.
consider yourself lucky if you have enough time to eat breakfast in the morning
DON’T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAYS TO CHAT WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
IF YOU WALK SLOW IN THE HALLWAYS,PLEASE SCOOT YOUR ASS TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE HALLWAY AND STAY THERE.
don’t point out someone’s acne,stretch marks,scars,weight,etc. we all fucking know,don’t need the reminder.
no one gives a fuck if you’re single so stop bitching about it.drown yourself in self pity by eating ice cream and watching netflix in secrecy.
try to make at least one friend in every class
be nice,spread kindness.
keep your mouth shut if you have nothing nice to say
its not called cheating,its called helping a friend out
mind your own business.if it doesn’t concern you,don’t worry about it.
don’t start drama for no reason
never date your friend’s ex
go to at least one football game and attend homecoming
after high school,you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week